May 2013
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Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
ailurophilist:
glamorous—cigarettes:
therealcillianmurphy:
( ◕ ː ◕ ) <( hey )
( ◕ ᴥ ◕ ) <( don’t give up )
( ◠ ᴥ ◠ ) <( you’re doing a great job )
( ◡ ᴥ ◡ ) <( ♥ i love you don’t you ever forget that ♥ )
Watchfartgallery:
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
mrcraabs:
pokemon has taught me to paralyze things i like and want to keep
condorn:
Is ur name banana cuz id like to tap that potASSium
cosmo tip #655
expertcosmotips:
why sit on a chair when you can sit on his face
ewelock:
dean-tacos-cas:
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then
thedramaticsneeze:
hoshigumayuugi:
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
lambhoof:
dennys:
Denny’s serves ‘breakfast at any time’. Which time period would you like to eat breakfast in?
late 17th century america so then maybe they’ll lynch my breakfast sand
witch
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